Happy New Year, everyone! Here's to hoping everyone's 2007 is just as Moosetacular as 2006!

...It's me again. I'd like to say that our record-breaking site stagnancy got us into some sort of record book, but I don't read those sorts of books, so I cannot make any such claims. I'd only like to say that every time I came to this page, a little piece of me died because no one cared. So I put a new, more recent, less disgusting-looking picture of me up for my little picture at the top of the page, wrote myself a something for my personal page, and did a little bit of site outline tweaking without consulting a single other person. It's rather subtle, you might not notice it right away. But you'll notice if you visit my page.

If that wasn't a hint enough, go to my blasted page already. If you're lucky, in a few days, weeks, or months, I will have something new put there.

Updates are always so much more fresh if you let the site stagnate for a month or so. Tonight brings us an update that should make this place look correct for all you Firefox people, courtesy of my own distinct-lack-of-technical-know-how. Oh, and some more articles. Specifically, one of my own, and two more discombobulateds. Maybe I'll get around to bringing the bio pages up to date as well, but we'll have to wait and see.

So the question remains, are we updating the main page to inform people, or just to keep a record of what we've done? You decide.

Hello. Another new person doing the update. I've been meaning to do some stuff for the site for a while, but I'm generally either too busy or too lazy. Usually too lazy. Anyways, I've finally gotten an article written. Check it out.

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...It's me. If you actually go to this site ever, you've probably read some stuff I've written. I'm currently working on a short story about a man who fakes his own suicide and moves to Turkey - should be up soon. And then there's always the bottomless pool of backlogged Discombobulateds bound to be stuck up here by Chibi, but the more I read those the more I realize that my writing has become a lot better. Some day I'll go back and reword them better or something, like I should do with this sentence right here, but then if I did you wouldn't get the point, so here it stays. Ugh... those are some atrocious clauses if ever I've created them.

Here is a short clip I made of Mozart getting down with a fez on. 'Cause he ain't gonna do it without the fez on.

In other news I'm moving out of the country.

Me again. The Forums have been color-coordinated to match the main site, exhilarating as that is. Also Che Guevara in emoticon style has joined our squad of e-leet smilies. Also if you look at your bookmark of the forums, if you have one, the little (i) that was there is now a (TMC). Also my doing. Summer, though. That's exciting. You doing anything over the summer? For the people I know in REAL real life, you're doing something over summer too, you just don't know it yet.

So it's only been what, two months since our last update? Well, at least we're trying. And when I say "we," I mean me, Moose, 'n Nemo, 'cause Tony and King have been pretty busy recently. Either way, we have, for your veiwing pleasure, the usual two new Discombobulateds, as well as another of my crappy articles. In addition to this, you can see the debut of Moose's comic, Logic Involving Chickens in the "Other" section.

Yo. Wait a minute, who's this fellow? Never you mind that, I just updated 'Other' and 'Videos'. And a promise of more to come.

So...more than a month without an update. AND I haven't been lynched yet. That's either a really or a really bad thing. Anyways, on with the me telling the you about the exciting new updates.

Well, maybe exciting is a bit too strong a word. Although Moose has a ridiculous amount of backpilied work to be put up, I've got a bit of a shortage. So I thought I'd wait 'til I had a new article before updating. But things got out of hand for a couple weeks, so I've only got an "article" to go with Moose's Discombobulateds. If I'm lucky, you'll find it funny anyways.

Once again, there are new and exiciting things around and about. Besides having almost beaten Halo 2 on legendary, which is exciting enough for me, but probably irrelevent to you, there are three new and exciting articles up for your reading pleasure. In addition to this, we are a couple steps closer to our first "other," and have made no progess whatsoever in the area of videos. I think that if you read some of the earlier news, you'll find out who's to blame for that one.

That's right, King. Pwn'd.

Right then. This time around, I've gotten some work done. All of the old pages that you used to be able to explore have been updated to the current layout, or have been cut off from the outside world. Also, there's a couple (exactly) new articles for you to take a look at, so you might be inclined to do that. Also worth mentioning is the fact that I am a moron. And that having cookies enabled might make you have to refresh the page to see updates, and I have no clue how to fix it. Sucks, eh?

If I said anything about the layout being "finished" eariler, I suppose I was lying. There are a few things that need ironing out (including one that involves the photoshoppery skills of Nemo, who is currently out of town). Until things get fixed up, you might notice some inconsistencies among the pages. Also because of this, I won't update the site yet, because I'd have to redo it all anyways. I'm sure you can survive.

Our first film will be up soon, hopefully before the summer's up. We have dozens of brainstormed ideas, we just need to get them on film. Motivation is lacking, but I plan on fixing that. I have decided that I'm going to take charge since we are making little progress. This will be a good chance for me to test out my directing skills, if I have any at all. Have faith... keep checking the site for updates. I'll update with info on our film progess.

Once more, we are attempting to try to get this thing up and running. Although it hasn't worked so well in the past, things are looking this time, so you might not be disappointed. The layout is currently finished, and I am in the process of bringing all of our pages up to date. Also, I'll be working on getting our content online, in the form of funny things for you to read. Look foward to it.